If you are a fat stupid child of 9 years old who has just been confronted by his father concerning a lie you told him and who was ordered to go out into the yard a get a switch for him to whip you, do not, I strongly repeat, DO NOT get an 8-inch pine limb and, while smirking, bring it back to said father.

GADSDEN -- The summer semester 2018 President’s List at Gadsden State Community College was released by President Martha Lavender. Full-time students who earn a semester grade point average of 4.0 (with all A’s) and complete a minimum of 12 credit hours of college-level work are named to the…

Pell City Animal Control Center, 1071 Airport Road, Pell City, AL 35128. Phone: 205-814-1567, email animalcenter@cityofpellcity.net for more information.

Jeneen Cherie Stewart, formerly of Philadelphia, and Torrance C. Beck, formerly of Talladega, were wed in a lovely afternoon affair at Musket Ridge Golf Course in Myersville, Maryland, on Aug. 4.