OLD HABITS DIE HARD:
A man facing a stolen car charge in Hartford, Conn., came to court in a stolen car.
I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM, WE ALL SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM:
An ice cream van driver hit a rival ice cream guy with a shovel after the rival pulled into his usual selling spot in South Close, England.
COME AND GET ME, COPPER!
Police arrested a convicted felon who was living in a vacant store in Orland Park, Ill., with two loaded pistols, 100 rounds of ammunition and a bobcat.
TWO OF THE BASIC FOOD GROUPS:
A man, brandishing a hatchet, stormed into a store in Nashville, and stole a can of Vienna sausages and some beef jerky.
WELL, AS LONG AS YOU HAD A GOOD REASON:
A man rammed a stolen car into the terminal of the airport in Peoria, Ill., boarded an empty plane, then came out and threw a brick through the rear window of the squad car of the county deputy who came to put a stop to it. He said he planned to steal the officer’s car and drive it to Florida. He did it because he thought he was being chased by zombies. Drugs were said to be a factor.
YOU’RE A LITTLE LATE, BUB:
A burglar broke into a café in Sydney, Australia, then ran out and returned with a pair of underpants on his head to disguise himself from the surveillance camera, which had already filmed him.
IT’S TIME TO PAR-TAY!
A van driver was pulled over in Cambridgeshire, England, because the vehicle’s front end was suspiciously squished to the ground. This was because he was transporting 5,000 cans of high-test Polish lager. The van was 3,300 pounds over the legal limit.
TOTALLY! WORTH! IT!
A student at a middle school in Austin, Texas, used his parents’ credit card to pay a stripper to come to his school at 11:30 in the morning. The lady in question showed up at the address provided and, when she saw that it was Gresham Middle School, called the front office and explained what happened. The student is facing “disciplinary action.”
WELL, WELL, WHAT HAVE WE HERE?
Police uncovered a major marijuana growing farm inside a home in West Yorks, England, because heat from growing lamps melted the snow on the roof after a major storm. It was the only roof on the block that wasn’t covered in snow.