I THINK IT WAS BEST WE PARTED WAYS: Read the full story
This is the story of how I met the devil. Read the full story
ONLY KIDDING ON THE ROBBERY THING: Read the full story
One day last month the Public Library of Anniston-Calhoun County called and asked if they could lock me in a room. Read the full story
This is the story of how I met the devil.
ONLY KIDDING ON THE ROBBERY THING:
One day last month the Public Library of Anniston-Calhoun County called and asked if they could lock me in a room.
On Monday, there was a frog in the house, near the front door. On Tuesday, there was a frog in the kitchen. On Sunday, there was a frog in the mailbox.
WHO’S A GOOD GIRL?! YOU ARE! YES, YOU ARE!
One of my favorite book passages of all time is from humorist James Thurber’s “My Life and Hard Times,” a memoir about growing up in Columbus, Ohio, in the early 1900s. He describes his grandmother, an otherwise formidable woman who lived her life in “the horrible suspicion that electricity …
SO WHAT?! THAT DOESN’T PROVE ANYTHING!
Aunt Sister is a Southern Lady who was raised right but overcame it, bless her heart. Aunt Sister the book is available at Auntsister.com.
Today, class, we are going to talk about “double negatives,” because how could I not not do it?
BUT BOSSIE SAID SHE NEEDED A RIDE:
Here are the books currently stacked on my nightstand:
Let’s talk about what’s on my fridge. (Not what’s IN my fridge. That would not be a humor column. That would be a horror story).
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I’M LYING, COPPER?!
NEXT TIME, PLAN AHEAD:
A friend and her 9-year-old daughter drove down to visit one recent weekend. I got snookered into playing Monopoly with young Miss C.
WHY WON’T YOU MARRY ME?! WHY?! WHY?!
My daughter is working as a camp counselor this summer, and she asked us to send her letters. Not texts. Not emails. Actual letters.
I was in high school when I first started raiding my father’s closet.
Penny penny penny penny penny …
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I WON’T SHOOT YOU:
THE END IS NEAR! OH, IT ISN’T? OK, NEVER MIND:
“Rattlesnake plunges from tree into kayak” — The State, May 21, 2018
HONEY, IT’S NOT YOU, IT’S ME:
It's not a stapler you squeeze. It's a stapler you punch. And it still works after 70 years.
