For Christmas this year, I wanted to make my daughter a little book of family Christmas photos, because she’s at college now but the family albums are still living at home. Read the full story
Writers love their commas, their periods, their dashes (sometimes too much). But there is one punctuation mark that has long been the object of scorn. Read the full story
The day I actually got through to a customer service representative. Read the full story
A Lego Christmas tree, Lego carolers, a little Lego boy building a Lego snowman with a Lego carrot for a nose ... I am in Lego heaven. Read the full story
Writers love their commas, their periods, their dashes (sometimes too much). But there is one punctuation mark that has long been the object of scorn.
The day I actually got through to a customer service representative.
A Lego Christmas tree, Lego carolers, a little Lego boy building a Lego snowman with a Lego carrot for a nose ... I am in Lego heaven.
Newspaper lingo is a bit of a dying language, like Choctaw or Basque or Wiradjuri.
"Best line," "Best villain," "Best setting" and more from this year's Ghostwriters scary story contest for kids.
Aunt Sister is a Southern Lady who was raised right but overcame it, bless her heart.
15. Showing up to school and learning I have to take a final in a class I forgot I signed up for so I never went to it. I’m 56 years old and I still have this nightmare. In other recurring nightmares, I am being chased by a tornado, except I can’t stand up and I have to run on all fours, and…
They’re cold-blooded. They have fangs. They have eight legs and as many as eight eyes. What’s not to love?
Quoth the repairman: “I can take it apart and try to fix it, but it would be cheaper for you just to buy a new one.”
The ground has also gifted me some mysterious and wondrous objects.
The ancient Greeks wrote things usingnospacesorpunctuationwhatsoever
Health complaints go hand-in-hand with getting older.
Dang it. They rearranged the Publix.
Please stop calling my dog a boy.
He made me a mixtape. (It was an actual cassette tape.) (This was a long time ago.)
THIS IS COMING TO YOU FROM THE GREAT BEYOND:
Like most people, I need to set an alarm in order to wake up in the mornings.
Aunt Sister is a Southern Lady who was raised right but overcame it, bless her heart.
GOD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS, OFFICER:
Recently, I wrote about Alfa’s influence in Alabama politics. In my Aug.; 8 column, I said the
Many years ago, I had what we used to call a “desk calendar.” I had a choice of weekly or monthly pages. There was only one cover choice: fake black leather.
I THINK IT WAS BEST WE PARTED WAYS:
This is the story of how I met the devil.
ONLY KIDDING ON THE ROBBERY THING:
