They’re cold-blooded. They have fangs. They have eight legs and as many as eight eyes. What’s not to love? Read the full story
Quoth the repairman: “I can take it apart and try to fix it, but it would be cheaper for you just to buy a new one.” Read the full story
The ground has also gifted me some mysterious and wondrous objects. Read the full story
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Quoth the repairman: “I can take it apart and try to fix it, but it would be cheaper for you just to buy a new one.”
The ground has also gifted me some mysterious and wondrous objects.
The ancient Greeks wrote things usingnospacesorpunctuationwhatsoever
Health complaints go hand-in-hand with getting older.
Dang it. They rearranged the Publix.
Please stop calling my dog a boy.
He made me a mixtape. (It was an actual cassette tape.) (This was a long time ago.)
THIS IS COMING TO YOU FROM THE GREAT BEYOND:
Like most people, I need to set an alarm in order to wake up in the mornings.
Aunt Sister is a Southern Lady who was raised right but overcame it, bless her heart.
GOD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS, OFFICER:
Recently, I wrote about Alfa’s influence in Alabama politics. In my Aug.; 8 column, I said the
Many years ago, I had what we used to call a “desk calendar.” I had a choice of weekly or monthly pages. There was only one cover choice: fake black leather.
I THINK IT WAS BEST WE PARTED WAYS:
This is the story of how I met the devil.
ONLY KIDDING ON THE ROBBERY THING:
One day last month the Public Library of Anniston-Calhoun County called and asked if they could lock me in a room.
On Monday, there was a frog in the house, near the front door. On Tuesday, there was a frog in the kitchen. On Sunday, there was a frog in the mailbox.
WHO’S A GOOD GIRL?! YOU ARE! YES, YOU ARE!
One of my favorite book passages of all time is from humorist James Thurber’s “My Life and Hard Times,” a memoir about growing up in Columbus, Ohio, in the early 1900s. He describes his grandmother, an otherwise formidable woman who lived her life in “the horrible suspicion that electricity …
SO WHAT?! THAT DOESN’T PROVE ANYTHING!
Aunt Sister is a Southern Lady who was raised right but overcame it, bless her heart. Aunt Sister the book is available at Auntsister.com.
Today, class, we are going to talk about “double negatives,” because how could I not not do it?
BUT BOSSIE SAID SHE NEEDED A RIDE:
