Sorry, Jeff Sessions. I bought pot. That doesn’t indict me as a reprobate or criminal, just a customer at an upscale medical and recreational marijuana dispensary in the tony LoDo district of Denver, where my wife was attending a work conference. Everything was legal. And, to be honest, I didn’t buy mere pot.

Between now and November, Kay Ivey and Walt Maddox will criss-cross Alabama, boring us with speeches, attending rallies and acquiescing to interviews. They’ll make promises, sincere or not. Maddox will rail on Ivey’s leadership as replacement governor. Ivey will label Maddox as a Democratic …