I do love me some ice cream, but I have some concerns.
First off, these new monster milkshakes. People are taking a perfectly good milkshake and stacking great gobs of who-knows-what on top of it: entire chocolate bars, popcorn balls, mini muffins, slices of cake. I’ve seen a milkshake topped with an ice cream sandwich. It’s like we’re living in the last days of the Roman Empire.