by Jeff Miller
Orange County (Calif.) Register
All the players can win is a championship, a lousy title.
But you, you could win $1 million or a new car or, at FOXSports.com, $1 million plus a year’s supply of chicken wings, the heart-attack helper coming compliments of Hooters, where, if you ask nicely, they might be willing to just drop your ascending aorta into the deep fryer.
All it takes to claim your prize is correctly predicting the outcome of 63 consecutive college basketball games, which, mathematically speaking, is about as probable as Dick Vitale giving birth.