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December 18, 2014

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Posted: Thursday, May 22, 2014 1:26 pm | Updated: 1:27 pm, Thu May 22, 2014.

Hello from Happy Hill. Hope this finds you all doing good.

It was a joy to be at Happy Hill Sunday. Our attendance was down due to Homecomings and sickness within our church family. The choir specials were ‘Cornerstone’ and ‘On The Banks Of The Promised Land.’

Sunday, May 25th will be Youth Sunday. Sunday School - 10:00; Preaching - 11:00

Those on the prayer list are Irmalene and Robert Norton, Carol Doyle, Carol Sanders, Betty Hayes, Ken Sanders, Cludie Bowen, Chris Hunt, Allen Crosson, April Benefield, James Thompson and Virgil Cornwell.

Until next time, God bless!

THE LIGHTER SIDE

A college student was in a philosophy class which had a discussion about God’s existence. The professor presented the following logic:

“Has anyone in this class heard God?” Nobody spoke.

“Has anyone in this class touched God?” Again, nobody spoke.

“Has anyone in this class seen God?” When nobody spoke for the third time, he simply stated, “Then there is no God.”

One student thought for a second, and then asked for permission to reply. Curious to hear this bold student’s response, the professor granted it, and the student stood up and asked the following questions of his classmates:

“Has anyone in this class heard our professor’s brain?” Silence.

“Has anyone in this class touched our professor’s brain?”

Absolute silence.

“Has anyone in this class seen our professor’s brain?” When nobody in the class dared to speak, the student concluded, “Then, according to our professor’s logic, it must be true that our professor has no brain!”

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