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September 15, 2014

Happy Hill for July 17, 2014

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Posted: Thursday, July 17, 2014 1:31 pm

Hello from Happy Hill. Hope this finds you all endur ing the HOT days of Summer.

It sure was good to be at Happy Hill Sunday. Atten dance was down a little due to several being on vacation. The choir sang several and Holly Benefield blessed us with her beautiful singing.

Those on the prayer list are Irmalene and Robert Nor ton, Carol Sanders, Carol Doyle, Betty Hayes, Earnest Bowen, Lola Prescott, April Benefield, Jamie Nolen, Genell Cobb, Ken Sanders and Leroy Nolen family.

Remember to attend church Sunday. Until next time, God Bless!

SENTENCE SERMON

The closer you are to the SON, the less likely you are to get burned!

THE LIGHTER SIDE

An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of religious service when she was startled by an intruder. As she caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables, she yelled, “Stop! Acts 2:38!” [Turn from your sin]

The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. Then the woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.

As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar,”Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture at you.”

“Scripture?” replied the burglar, “She said she had an axe and two 38s!”

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