Bob Davis: A week as seen through its words
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Today’s offering is a journey through last week’s news through the magic of astounding quotes.

  • “He was one of those authors you felt intimately friends with and wished you could call him up on the phone and talk, which is why, I suppose, he spent all those years in New Hampshire not taking phone calls.” — Garrison Keillor speaking of J.D. Salinger, the reclusive author who died last week at age 91.

    The author of Catcher in the Rye was described by the New York Times as “the Garbo of letters, famous for not wanting to be famous.” Having produced a handful of influential works in the middle of the past century, Salinger retreated to rural New Hampshire, where he lived in seclusion for the rest of his days.

    The big question: Are there several unpublished novels on the Salinger compound that may soon be published?

  • “If you want to read a real history book, read Howard Zinn’s People’s History of the United States. That book will knock you on your ass.” — “Will” speaking in the 1997 movie Good Will Hunting.

    Zinn, the author and college professor, died last Wednesday; he was age 87. From a modest printing of 5,000 in 1980, Zinn’s People’s History of the United States went on to sell millions.

    “There is no such thing as impartial history,” Zinn once said. “The chief problem in historical honesty isn’t outright lying. It is omission or de-emphasis of important data.”

  • “Insourcing.” Merrick “Mac” Carey, CEO of the Lexington Institute and annual Calhoun County Chamber of Commerce speaker, last Thursday discussing a growing concern for military contractors.

    What may sound like jargon to the layman is vital to defense contractors, particularly ones at the Anniston Army Depot, according to Carey.

    For the record, insourcing is the opposite of outsourcing, the process of bidding out ancillary military functions to private contractors. It appears the Obama administration is pulling back from the outsourcing boom of the Bush administration.

    “There is a fundamental public trust that we must uphold,” President Barack Obama said last May. “The American people’s money must be spent to advance their priorities — not to line the pockets of contractors.”

  • “With ‘iTampon’ quickly emerging as a trending Twitter topic, it’s probably safe to say that many women found themselves cringing as they asked, ‘Do any women work at Apple?’” — Blogger Annie Colbert discussing Apple’s unveiling of its newest gadget, the iPad.

    The 10-inch tablet is somewhere between a mobile phone and a laptop, inspiring one newsroom wag to wonder if pants-makers will soon start making britches with 10-inch pockets.

    The real question after the rush of jokes about its name dies down is: Will it find the same success Apple has had with the iPod and the iPhone?

    Don’t ask me. iDon’t know.

  • “I forgot he was black tonight for an hour.” — MSNBC host Chris Matthews commenting on Obama’s State of the Union address last Wednesday.

    Careful, contemplating Matthews’ bizarre remark can lead to something potentially hazardous — wondering what else the host is thinking while conducting an inner monologue.

  • “Not true.” — What Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito apparently mouthed during last Wednesday’s speech when Obama described a recent court ruling that lifts restrictions on corporate contributions for political candidates.

    “With all due deference to separation of powers, last week the Supreme Court reversed a century of law that I believe will open the floodgates for special interests — including foreign corporations — to spend without limit in our elections,” the president said. “I don’t think American elections should be bankrolled by America’s most powerful interests, or worse, by foreign entities.”

    Legal minds differ on who’s right. That extends to Alito’s colleague on the bench, Justice John Paul Stevens, whose dissent in the Citizens United case said the decision “would appear to afford the same protection to multinational corporations controlled by foreigners as to individual Americans.”

  • “I think this guy’s getting all his investigative journalism ideas from porn movie plots.” — The Daily Show’s Jon Stewart on allegations a 25-year-old conservative famous for secretly taping ACORN offices is now charged with tampering with the phone lines of a U.S. senator.

    In the ACORN videos, James O’Keefe posed as a pimp trying to set up brothels for underage prostitutes; the tapes showed several clueless ACORN staffers actually offering advice.

    He is one of four men the FBI arrested last Monday in New Orleans on charges they posed as telephone company workers while attempting to “interfere with a telephone system” of Sen. Mary L. Landrieu, D-La.

    In his written defense, O’Keefe describes himself as an “investigative journalist.”

    Cue Justice Alito.

    Bob Davis is editor of The Anniston Star. Contact him at (256) 235-3540 or bdavis@annistonstar.com. You can follow him on Twitter at: http://twitter.com/

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